the weekend of all weekends!
preparation: the weekend we all been waiting for the whole week, was Finally here!. Me and the rest of the Swedish crew have been on a hard and painful diet to be able to perform at our best on this weekend that can't be described as anything less than a combination of Iron Man and 5 marathons, in a row!!... we started 2 weeks ago with the training and decided that the one that lost the most weight before this weekend would be the winner. need less to say, we all lost, some more than other. but we had to have a winner so Cris that only(!) gained 2 kilos was the champ. (no need to say how much the other participants did gain). so with belly's looking like women and a BMI on about 45 we where far from ready for the big weekend.
- really need to get back to the gym, maybe next week!
Day 1.
Extreme Golf: we started the 18 holes with a beer and a burger at the club house at the number 3 ranked court in America, Mission bay golf club. after this warm of and a coin tossing we where teamed up and ready to go. unlucky as I've been lately i manage to team up with Cris. Just kidding..... pause.....not!, but at ´least my team mate brought a 6-pack of beer, perfect!! the game was intense and close, the terrible shots was as frequent as the "bad words" in Swedish, English and italiana. but in the middle of this brilliant golf did Pinche Danny mix in some of the most amassing trick-shots that i have ever seen. from tie he managed to hit a bus in movement, i salute you my brother from another mother. but that was far from it from the "Danny show". he managed to get his game together for some holes before it was time again for another spectacular shoot!..this time was just like the last one from tie. the conditions was perfect, no sun, no wind, actually nothing could go wrong. Pinche Danny steps up, placing himself in a weired position, swings and.....a long silence follows......., where did that motha ucker ball go???....KABOOM! strike two from Pinche Danny. it was not a bus again, neither a car or a house or a civilians (hopefully not), it was a boat this time! the laughter that followed almost killed us all. another perfect entertaining shot from team Bastard-man. so who ended up getting the last laughter? team Baster-man with The Boss and Pinche Danny off course. the only thing me and Cris could do was to congratulate and pay up, 18 beers and a sh_t load of Margaritas!....see you next year cheaters!
....the writers cramp is attacking my delicate fingers so i will have to say that this blog about the extreme action sports weekend will have to continue tomorrow...and Saturday= 5 death matches of Kickball! yeah!!!...and heavily armed gang related violence on Sunday....esse!!
...to be continued
2 comments:
I think the blog says it all:
a. I am a truly gifted golf player (some have even referred to me as 'Tiger in the Woods')
b. I am in a battle against public transit and watersports - and golfballs are my weapons
3. Figa 1 and Figa 2 (marcus and cris) must really suck at golf to lose
Sounds like the Ryder Cup, re-dux! Your other weekend experiences sound, umm, interesting, too... ;)
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